How do you encourage Jehovah's witnesses off you porch?

Nudity, gun, fruit cake, Ouija board, share your beer, your dog, ask to run their chart for them. ask your mentally slow neighbour to interpret what they say for you...whats your fav way, or do you enjoy the conversation? Whats your sun, moon, merc, jupiter? do you have any planets in 3rd or 9th house